Idiot Savant & Alimony Ale

(I’m not really this skinny/muscular. The beer was just heavy and the photographer Greg Jones is BAD.)

Let’s face it. I’m not paid for my talent knowing whether or not the Unites States Postal Service, UPS or Fedex will deliver alcohol. Imagine my local postal representative’s reaction when I walked into the post office yesterday wanting them to transport this case of Alimony Ale. She thought I was joking!

I make a living connecting human beings with homes in which to live. I don’t get paid to know who prohibits alcohol delivery.

I went back to the office complaining to my husband about it. He said to me, “Don’t you remember when I told you they wouldn’t deliver?”

(…crickets…)

Listen to your spouse.

Alimony Ale from Buffalo Bill’s Brewery on B Street, Hayward